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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 786thBest Weather: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,449th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Noire Denholm

Population10.155 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.155 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,742 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, news headlines suggest that The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 5,502nd in the world and 162nd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 122.4 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 786thBest Weather: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,399thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,859thHealthiest Citizens: 2,934thHighest Food Quality: 3,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,544thMost Devout: 3,691stMost Inclusive: 3,998thMost Cultured: 4,027thMost Developed: 4,336thLowest Crime Rates: 4,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,397thMost Efficient Economies: 4,441stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,859thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,056thLargest Governments: 5,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,341stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,412thSmartest Citizens: 5,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,994thHighest Average Incomes: 7,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,863rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,479thHighest Economic Output: 9,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,927thMost Stationary: 12,140thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,113thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,424thMost Patriotic: 23,945thHighest Drug Use: 24,989thMost Income Equality: 25,934th
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Best Weather: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 86th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 255th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 282nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionLargest Populations: 354th in the regionNudest: 509th in the regionMost Patriotic: 524th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 609th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 793rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 833rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 973rd in the region

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