The Confederacy of Roosten is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 204 million Roostenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The thriving Roostenian economy, worth 16.1 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 78,983 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Roosten's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown. Roosten's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roosten is ranked 23,364^th in the world and 1^st in New California for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,073.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.