The United Republic of Maeiland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President JW Tan-So with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.047 billion Maeilanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maeimetro. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maeilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,720 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,796 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maeiland's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maeiland is ranked 265,470^th in the world and 12,498^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.58 crimes per hour.