The Miserable lands of ARIAPOLIS01 is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Olivia Hye with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 811 million Wiz*bits have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hye's playground. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ARIAPOLIS01ian economy, worth 102 trillion Wiz*ones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,796 Wiz*ones, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Hye's playground Natural History Museum, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown. ARIAPOLIS01's national animal is the Orbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ARIAPOLIS01 is ranked 20,904^th in the world and 533^rd in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.58 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.