The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.374 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 6,380 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 615,085 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, bilingual Unielvan Millorviumians are viewed with suspicion, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 777^th in the world and 27^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.