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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,460thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,973rd
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The Helleness

Population1.739 billion

CapitalNew Nafplion
LeaderPremier George Demiroğlou
FaithSecular State


The United Soviet Republics of The Helleness is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Premier George Demiroğlou with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.739 billion Hellenessians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nafplion. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hellenessian economy, worth 192 trillion Pacificiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,782 Pacificiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels. Crime is totally unknown. The Helleness's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular State.

The Helleness is ranked 22,117th in the world and 683rd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 58.84 quips per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,460thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,973rdMost Influential: 3,523rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,685thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,750thMost Secular: 7,269thMost Pacifist: 7,647thMost Inclusive: 8,262ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,416thSafest: 8,458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,810thNicest Citizens: 8,820thHighest Food Quality: 12,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,476thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,356thMost Cultured: 15,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,479thLargest Governments: 18,524thMost Income Equality: 19,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,772ndSmartest Citizens: 22,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,973rdMost Developed: 26,810th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 163rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 171st in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 281st in the regionMost Pacifist: 289th in the regionSafest: 291st in the regionNicest Citizens: 304th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 305th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 390th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 408th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 417th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 424th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Influential: 427th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionMost Cultured: 485th in the regionLargest Governments: 499th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 598th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 610th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 614th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 683rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 711th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 720th in the regionMost Developed: 747th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 792nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 874th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 893rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 901st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 902nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 966th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,006th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,227th in the region

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