The Empire of Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 1.402 billion Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian economy, worth 189 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,514 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 536,444 per year while the poor average 23,147, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian roads, and Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is ranked 25,407^th in the world and 726^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,134.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.