The Commonwealth Realm of Tioloman is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spere Helias with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.983 billion Tiolomanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferdanople. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Pesus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,027 Pesus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Spere Helias is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 9,981^st in the world and 298^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 92.47 quips per hour.