The Queendom of Ambitchous is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and digital currency. The quiet, industrious population of 1.67 billion bitchousians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big nope. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ambitchousian economy, worth 126 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,981 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambitchous's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ambitchous is ranked 35,916^th in the world and 1,029^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,654.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.