The Kingdom of Seythennia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.892 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 2,276 trillion seysmark gildens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,445 seysmark gildens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seythennia is ranked 4,520^th in the world and 139^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 133.29 quips per hour.