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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,216thMost Influential: 2,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,320th
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Los Lonley Boys

Population6.658 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.658 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 720 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,282 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 252,197th in the world and 12,135th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.89 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,216thMost Influential: 2,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,320thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,473rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,367thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,919thBest Weather: 6,196thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,284thMost Pacifist: 6,788thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,901stSafest: 6,931stNicest Citizens: 7,056thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,188thMost Inclusive: 8,843rdHighest Food Quality: 8,933rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,388thMost Developed: 9,581stHealthiest Citizens: 10,548thMost Secular: 10,822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,972ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,854thMost Cultured: 12,067thSmartest Citizens: 13,200thTop
Largest Governments: 15,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 15,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,758thLowest Crime Rates: 18,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,905thMost Stationary: 19,920thMost Efficient Economies: 22,591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,113th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionBest Weather: 201st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionSafest: 231st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 236th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 244th in the regionNicest Citizens: 245th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 281st in the regionMost Developed: 290th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 295th in the regionMost Inclusive: 304th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Secular: 331st in the regionNudest: 337th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 350th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 375th in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionLargest Governments: 409th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 456th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 463rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 487th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 489th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 523rd in the regionLargest Populations: 535th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 564th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 693rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 819th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,056th in the region

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