For The Glorious Evolution Kaiser Wilhelm
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208thLargest Insurance Industry: 231st
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Population9.066 billion

LeaderKaiser Wilhelm
FaithThe Iron Banner

CurrencyIron Medallions
AnimalIron Wolf

The Glorious Evolution of Sthalrim is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.066 billion Iron Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaun. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sthalrimian economy, worth a remarkable 4,909 trillion Iron Medallions a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 541,483 Iron Medallions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sthalrim's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Iron Banner.

Sthalrim is ranked 1,998th in the world and 61st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 182.28 quips per hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208thLargest Insurance Industry: 231stHighest Average Incomes: 256thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 304thMost Secular: 345thHighest Poor Incomes: 396thLargest Black Market: 422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 474thLargest Retail Industry: 488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 785thLowest Crime Rates: 913thMost Subsidized Industry: 922ndMost Efficient Economies: 988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,005thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,136thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,160thMost Patriotic: 1,200thLargest Mining Sector: 1,292ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,425thLargest Governments: 1,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,517thMost Influential: 1,712thRudest Citizens: 1,946thSmartest Citizens: 1,998thMost Developed: 2,315thHighest Economic Output: 2,605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,646thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3,460thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,788thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,099thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,501stTop
Most Stationary: 14,244thMost Avoided: 14,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,798thHealthiest Citizens: 25,132nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 89th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 156th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 189th in the regionMost Avoided: 257th in the regionMost Stationary: 265th in the regionLargest Populations: 404th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 469th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 759th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,101st in the region

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