The CFortunate rSon of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.574 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 806 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,702 Quintos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 719,023 per year while the poor average 53,899, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

The monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 51,887^th in the world and 1,425^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,296.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.