Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua! Da Big Kahuna
Most Secular: 408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 785thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,169th
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Population22.147 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna


The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.147 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,842 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 4,670th in the world and 132nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,369.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Secular: 408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 785thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,351stMost Influential: 1,451stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,670thSmartest Citizens: 4,902ndLargest Populations: 7,334thMost Cultured: 7,996thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,496thHighest Food Quality: 9,188thHighest Economic Output: 9,307thBest Weather: 9,695thHealthiest Citizens: 9,844thMost Stationary: 10,548thNicest Citizens: 12,367thLargest Black Market: 12,710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,277thMost Inclusive: 13,282ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,910thMost Income Equality: 20,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,668th
Most Secular: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 125th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 129th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 178th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 293rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 301st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 315th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 414th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 436th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 442nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Inclusive: 477th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 488th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 545th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 624th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 662nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 678th in the regionLargest Governments: 766th in the regionMost Developed: 914th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,041st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,223rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,233rd in the region

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