Population | 22.147 billion |
Capital | Astro City |
Leader | Da Big Kahuna |
Faith | Kahunaism |
Currency | Tako |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.147 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,842 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military spending recently hit a new high, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 4,670th in the world and 132nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,369.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Calistan was endorsed by
The United Federation of Goom Bay.
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Calistan, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
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Calistan endorsed
The Queendom of Merevane.
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Calistan endorsed
The Kingdom of Shadeth.
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Calistan endorsed
The Empire of Fankuwo.
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Calistan endorsed
The Goblin Commune Federation of Eggraria.
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Calistan endorsed
The Most Serene Republic of Eae.
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Calistan endorsed
The Kingdom of Shoinkwishima.
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Calistan endorsed
The Republic of Antwerpen1.
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Calistan endorsed
The Federal Republic of The Union of New Rhodesia.
World Assembly
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