The Dominion of Atomic Garden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Graffin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.019 billion Atomic Gardenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garden City. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atomic Gardenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,913 trillion Singles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 263,606 Singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Atomic Garden allowed its WA membership to lapse, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Atomic Garden's national animal is the Great Ape, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Atomic Garden is ranked 322,856^th in the world and 4,124^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.51 on the Kitten Softness Rating.