The World World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the World
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
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1. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
2. | Moralistic Democracy | “We Will Endure” | ||
3. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “A Good Place to Raise Your Business” | |
4. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
5. | Capitalist Paradise | “It's just a prank bro!” | ||
6. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen” | |
7. | ![]() | Anarchy | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
8. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
9. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
10. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” |