The Beautiful land of Mona Landia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Aliyana with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.796 billion Mona Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaxia. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mona Landian economy, worth 696 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 89,379 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mona Landia's national animal is the Mannequin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mona Landia is ranked 50,212^th in the world and 1,230^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 91.37 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.