The United States of Dignic Freuraternia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.338 billion Dignic Freuraternians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutherville. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dignic Freuraternian economy, worth 890 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,748 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and weather reports simply advise Dignic Freuraternians to 'look outside'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dignic Freuraternia's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dignic Freuraternia was endorsed by The Empire of Fankuwo.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, weather reports simply advise Dignic Freuraternians to 'look outside'.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
- : Dignic Freuraternia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
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