The Kingdom of Rosecrest is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ryana Moonwyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.273 billion Rosecrestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalis. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The powerhouse Rosecrestian economy, worth 402 trillion Etheris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,084 Etheris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosecrest's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rosecrest is ranked 110,718^th in the world and 1,377^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,463.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.