The South PacificWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,535^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

1.	The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.	The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.	The Free Land of Privatore	Left-Leaning College State	“Desperate, but not helpless.”
4.	The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso	Civil Rights Lovefest	“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
5.	The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia	Capitalizt	“No work no worries.”
6.	The Hive of Delthorensdale	New York Times Democracy	“Nurture.”
7.	The Glorious Empire of Venkara	Father Knows Best State	“To die for the empire and ensure our supremacy!”
8.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Corporate Police State	“With oysters we thrive!”
9.	The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican	Democratic Socialists	“Whatever, I do what I want”
10.	The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown	Left-Leaning College State	“Twirling Toward Freedom”

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