The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.242 billion Rumagnul enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 5,765 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 378,292 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 4,651^st in the world and 209^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 47.82 average smiles per day.