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Jar Jar, you're a genius! First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
Largest Welfare Programs: 2ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of
Democratic Socialists
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Darths and Droids

Population7.734 billion

CapitalTheed
LeaderFirst Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
FaithDice Rolling

CurrencyLost Orb of Phanatacoria
AnimalSummon Bigger Fish

The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.734 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,533 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in Theed is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the fattest folk in Darths and Droids look to be the happiest ones, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 228,721st in the world and 454th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 0.14 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14thMost Primitive: 18thMost Devout: 27thMost Ignorant Citizens: 42ndMost Inclusive: 99thBest Weather: 104thMost Subsidized Industry: 162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 182ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 269thNicest Citizens: 400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 442ndMost Rebellious Youth: 473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 520thHighest Crime Rates: 607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 620thLargest Black Market: 631stMost Armed: 656thMost Pacifist: 684thHighest Poor Incomes: 756thLargest Governments: 973rdMost Cultured: 1,519thMost Efficient Economies: 1,932ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,110thHighest Average Incomes: 2,182ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,043rdNudest: 4,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,439thHighest Economic Output: 6,563rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,815thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,435thMost Stationary: 15,266thMost Influential: 17,370th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the fattest folk in Darths and Droids look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the weather in Theed is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Cheddar Monks's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the government funds large training centres to turn Summon Bigger Fish into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.

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