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Darths and Droids

Population15.031 billion

LeaderFirst Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
FaithDice Rolling

CurrencyLost Orb of Phanatacoria
AnimalSummon Bigger Fish

The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 15.031 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 5,142 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 342,122 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 303,877th in the world and 4,329th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -29.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thMost Primitive: 11thHighest Drug Use: 12thMost Devout: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26thBest Weather: 61stMost Beautiful Environments: 114thMost Inclusive: 141stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 270thMost Pacifist: 367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 434thHighest Food Quality: 439thLargest Black Market: 455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 538thNicest Citizens: 548thMost Rebellious Youth: 584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 590thHighest Poor Incomes: 719thLargest Governments: 793rdMost Cultured: 1,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,095thMost Efficient Economies: 2,261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,829thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,139thHighest Crime Rates: 3,211thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,249thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,754thNudest: 9,720thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,870thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,929thMost Income Equality: 23,571stLargest Populations: 26,295th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 362nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 387th in the regionMost Income Equality: 420th in the region

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