| Population | 7.734 billion |
| Capital | Theed |
| Leader | First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim |
| Faith | Dice Rolling |
| Currency | Lost Orb of Phanatacoria |
| Animal | Summon Bigger Fish |
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.734 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,533 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The weather in Theed is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the fattest folk in Darths and Droids look to be the happiest ones, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.
Darths and Droids is ranked 228,721st in the world and 454th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 0.14 Quips Per Hour.
National Happenings
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Darths and Droids, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the fattest folk in Darths and Droids look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the weather in Theed is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Cheddar Monks's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the government funds large training centres to turn Summon Bigger Fish into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
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