The United States of Kappacon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oh Dae-su with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.314 billion Koreans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,081 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 3,257^th in the world and 107^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 293,081.83 Standard Monetary Units.