The Democratic Aeurepublicaa of Aeurithianar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Næthàefêan of the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.029 billion Aeurithiaens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandolaen-upon-Baxby. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeurithianarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Yobboteyeeters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,159 Yobboteyeeters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, sex changes are routinely performed at Aeurithianar's hospitals, Næthàefêan of the Federal Council's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeurithianar's national animal is the Neotyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeurithianar is ranked 997^th in the world and 288^th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 99,185 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.