The Federation of Einhetia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 577 million Einhetians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vaduz. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einhetian economy, worth 66.6 trillion Einhetian Standard Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,342 Einhetian Standard Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einhetia's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Einhetia is ranked 13,029^th in the world and 506^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.