The Federal Republic of GPTlandia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.367 billion GPTlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centralis. The average income tax rate is 18.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong GPTlandian economy, worth 338 trillion Global Trade Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 77,581 Global Trade Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GPTlandia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GPTlandia is ranked 94,371^st in the world and 1,492^nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 62.86 on the Human Development Index.