The Neutral Republic of New Fredoenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Max Verstappen with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.911 billion New Fredoenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fredoeniaville. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Fredoenian economy, worth 580 trillion Fredoenian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,508 Fredoenian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fredoenia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Fredoenia is ranked 272,256^th in the world and 2,911^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 63.3 billion Standard Monetary Units.