The Republic of Orogonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Akja Baker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.022 billion Orogonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koojoka. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orogonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion flekkers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,742 flekkers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown. Orogonia's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orogonia is ranked 18,107^th in the world and 546^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 66.08 Atheism Rate.