The Republic of American Reepublic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chase Oliver with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.481 billion Americans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 475 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,536 American Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 904,504 per year while the poor average 24,034, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American Reepublic's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

American Reepublic is ranked 2,641^st in the world and 75^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 40.12 Obesity Rate.