The Fédération Unie of North Arkana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by le Conseil National with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.69 billion Arkanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union Central-Nouveau Brezen. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkanan economy, worth a remarkable 7,083 trillion ARCS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,999 ARCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across North Arkana, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Arkana's national animal is the Goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Arkana is ranked 315,702^nd in the world and 5,998^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1165.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.