The Socialist Republic of Our India is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister SS with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.09 billion Indians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Our Indian economy, worth 854 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,902 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Our Indian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our India's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Our India is ranked 1,566^th in the world and 32^nd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.21 law-abiding acts per hour.