The Springbok Republic of Eraver is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Morgan with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.739 billion Eraverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fordmort. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eraverian economy, worth a remarkable 3,008 trillion Supercoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 344,205 Supercoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eraver's national animal is the Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eraverism.

Eraver is ranked 39,075^th in the world and 825^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 751.06644987272 days.