The Union of Springbok of Eraver is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rozijink Gerinik with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.606 billion Eraverians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fordmort. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eraverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion Supercoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,849 Supercoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, Rozijink Gerinik can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eraver's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eraverism.

Eraver is ranked 201,728^th in the world and 8,841^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -488.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.