The Republic of Zynthari is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.375 billion Zyntharians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lopez Ville. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The powerhouse Zyntharian economy, worth 128 trillion Zyntharian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,820 Zyntharian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, Zynthari is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, and boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zynthari's national animal is the Peacock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Zynthari is ranked 27,381^st in the world and 818^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.