The Republic of Elomania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ethan with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.344 billion Elomanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ethan City. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elomanian economy, worth 808 trillion Elomias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,413 Elomias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elomania's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elumeniteism.

Elomania is ranked 36,319^th in the world and 1,009^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 127,413.74 Standard Monetary Units.