The Republic of Elomania is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ethan with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.797 billion Elomanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ethan City. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elomanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Elomias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,809 Elomias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elomanian military drills look more like joint-The North Pacific exercises than anything else, public buses smell like litter boxes, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elomania's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elumeniteism.

Elomania is ranked 300,723^rd in the world and 4,485^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.43 Obesity Rate.