The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 417 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rojavan economy, worth 45.0 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 107,967 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Hasakah, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 64,452^nd in the world and 1,051^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.37 law-abiding acts per hour.