The Republic of Minilands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.886 billion Minilandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,551 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minilands is ranked 65,249^th in the world and 1,073^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,093.64 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.