The Republic of Minilands is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.775 billion Minilandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,235 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the Minilandsian government is the world's largest NGO, the black market offers sweet deals, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minilands is ranked 206,073^rd in the world and 3,042^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.