Never give money to Greece Connor Edwin
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,293rdMost Influential: 1,945thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,420th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
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Population1.96 billion

CapitalNew Berlin
LeaderConnor Edwin
FaithSikhism ☬


The Kingdom of GERMAN EMPIER is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Connor Edwin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.96 billion IMPERIAL GERMANS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient GERMAN economy, worth 266 trillion EUROS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,892 EUROS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", and Connor Edwin's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown. GERMAN EMPIER's national animal is the Poland, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sikhism ☬.

GERMAN EMPIER is ranked 130,326th in the world and 5,995th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 28.27 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,293rdMost Influential: 1,945thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,420thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,818thLargest Retail Industry: 10,511thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,084thFattest Citizens: 15,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,297thHighest Average Incomes: 19,508thMost Secular: 20,240thMost Developed: 20,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,039thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,225thMost Inclusive: 22,593rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 25,068thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,540thHighest Drug Use: 25,626thSmartest Citizens: 25,750thMost Efficient Economies: 26,299thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,301st
Most Influential: 184th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 298th in the regionFattest Citizens: 342nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 405th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 407th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 487th in the regionMost Developed: 597th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 621st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 621st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 638th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 646th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 694th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 719th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 728th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 788th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 802nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 808th in the regionMost Inclusive: 820th in the regionMost Cultured: 826th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 855th in the regionLargest Black Market: 859th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 884th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 953rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,000th in the regionNudest: 1,116th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,125th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,173rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,174th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,206th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,224th in the region

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