The Republic of Redonkulus is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9 million Redonkulusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The Redonkulusian economy, worth 430 billion krohls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,807 krohls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redonkulus's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Redonkulus is ranked 108,901^st in the world and 1,463^rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 10.98 Obesity Rate.