The Empire of Fincy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Valis Artumais I with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.653 billion Fincish are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fayncin. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fincish economy, worth 808 trillion Fincish Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,685 Fincish Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Emperor Valis Artumais I's office, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fincy's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fincy is ranked 23,058^th in the world and 608^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 85,834.64 Standard Monetary Units.