The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Abomn the Lord of Suffering with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.924 billion Victims are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekravol. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion Despairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,069 Despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Abomn's pristine beaches, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Despairs, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and children associate coal mines with piggy banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Abomn's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abomnism.

Abomn is ranked 291,125^th in the world and 4,294^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 47.38 on the Human Development Index.