The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Abomn the Lord of Suffering with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.918 billion Victims are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekravol. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted economy, worth a remarkable 2,563 trillion Despairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,069 Despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Abomn's pristine beaches, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Despairs, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and children associate coal mines with piggy banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Abomn's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abomnism.

Abomn is ranked 384^th in the world and 10^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 85.95 Obesity Rate.