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The World World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the World

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

1.The Academy of Anon ZytoseLeft-wing Utopia“For Science!”
2.The Queendom of KindjalDemocratic Socialists“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
3.The Culture of Free SocialismLeft-wing Utopia“Of each according to ability to each according to need.”
4.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
5.The United States of Greater SomaliaLeft-wing Utopia“For my clan”
6.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists“We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!”
7.The Federal Commonwealth of Pax AureaLeft-wing Utopia“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaDemocratic Socialists“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
9.The Republic of This was probably a bad ideaLeft-wing Utopia“Illegitimi non carborundum”
10.The High-Technate of AthretvariNew York Times Democracy“Peace & Prosperity”
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