The Queendom of Kindjal is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 51.116 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth an astonishing 11,252 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 220,138 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 1,179^th in the world and 1^st in Groland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 998.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.