The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.296 billion Kindjalis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but underdeveloped Kindjalian economy, worth an astonishing 10,123 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 251,224 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kindjalian lands, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 239,194^th in the world and 17^th in Groland for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -104.35 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.