The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.312 billion Kindjalis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,754 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 228,498 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, police nightsticks see use all day long, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 3^rd in the world and 1^st in Groland for Smartest Citizens, with 705.14 Quips Per Hour.