The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.28 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 28,361 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 640,497 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 310,678^th in the world and 4,986^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.