The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
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1. | ![]() | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
2. | ![]() | Capitalizt | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
3. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “One nation under il cavallino rampante” | |
4. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
5. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Go Vegan” | |
6. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
7. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Flibble” | |
8. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds” | |
9. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Magic is the true power of the world” | |
10. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “We know it” |