The Commonwealth of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.272 billion Woodstockians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longyear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federative Woodstockian Military Juntan economy, worth 284 trillion Woodstockian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,186 Woodstockian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

New arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federative Woodstockian Military Junta's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is ranked 32,466^th in the world and 622^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,717.78 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.