The Theoretical Liberty of Willing Ignorance is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Anne Capp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.379 billion ignorant are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spencerville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ignorant economy, worth a remarkable 7,186 trillion bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 499,804 bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,190,090 per year while the poor average 11,438, a ratio of 366 to 1.

The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, land owners find the earth being pulled out from under them, there's nothing more ignorant than revanchism, and citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Willing Ignorance's national animal is the koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nepotism.

Willing Ignorance is ranked 34^th in the world and 1^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.23 Obesity Rate.