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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55thMost Armed: 58thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Whereisthatistan

Population35.654 billion

CapitalRollercoaster Land and Gun Range
LeaderADemocraticallyElectedDictator

CurrencyKalashnikov
AnimalOpossum

The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.654 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,194 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 454,218 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 307,214th in the world and 7,131st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.6 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55thMost Armed: 58thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67thHighest Crime Rates: 105thHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 196thLargest Gambling Industry: 197thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 209thHighest Economic Output: 258thHighest Drug Use: 260thFattest Citizens: 324thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 431stRudest Citizens: 490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 496thNudest: 512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 626thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 640thHighest Average Incomes: 669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 972ndMost Avoided: 1,047thMost Cultured: 1,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,514thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,712thLargest Retail Industry: 2,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,298thLargest Populations: 2,384thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,365thLargest Black Market: 7,001stMost Efficient Economies: 7,805thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,813thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,597thHighest Food Quality: 10,773rdMost Secular: 12,852ndMost Influential: 12,879thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,926thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,497thLargest Mining Sector: 17,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,370th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 242nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 294th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 325th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Secular: 420th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 447th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 558th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
  • : Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
  • : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Whereisthatistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda, curing 512 million infected.
  • : Whereisthatistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda, curing 538 million infected.

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