The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.755 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 18,609 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 456,622 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Squatters are reclaiming abandoned igloos, injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps', Whereisthatistan isn't what it used to be, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 305^th in the world and 9^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 90.07 Obesity Rate.