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I owe my solitude to other people 11149433859
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 41st
The Dreaming of
Anarchy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Unshleepd

Population18.02 billion

CapitalSleepy Squad
Leader11149433859
FaithLichwała

CurrencyDecibel
AnimalLulu

The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.02 billion Dreamers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth an astonishing 11,951 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 663,212 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,942,165 per year while the poor average 9,533, a ratio of 623 to 1.

Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 3,542nd in the world and 147th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,411.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 41stLargest Retail Industry: 45thMost Efficient Economies: 48thMost Subsidized Industry: 58thRudest Citizens: 65thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 134thMost Rebellious Youth: 144thFattest Citizens: 154thHighest Average Incomes: 200thMost Armed: 213thHighest Crime Rates: 226thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 311thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 346thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 348thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 354thMost Cultured: 434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 480thLargest Black Market: 480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 496thLargest Agricultural Sector: 753rdHighest Economic Output: 767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 985thMost Inclusive: 1,010thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,053rdLargest Governments: 1,152ndHighest Drug Use: 1,296thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,306thMost Accessible: 1,322ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,361stHighest Food Quality: 1,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,521stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,810thMost Avoided: 1,825thMost Patriotic: 2,147thLargest Mining Sector: 2,216thMost Influential: 2,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,085thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,563rdSmartest Citizens: 5,262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,099thMost Secular: 7,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,890thMost Stationary: 12,857thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,981stTop
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Nudest: 16,896thLargest Populations: 22,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,625thMost Pro-Market: 30,776th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 66th in the regionMost Accessible: 68th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 147th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Secular: 232nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 252nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 291st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 304th in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 379th in the regionMost Influential: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Unshleepd, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.

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