
| Population | 18.02 billion |
| Capital | Sleepy Squad |
| Leader | 11149433859 |
| Faith | Lichwała |
| Currency | Decibel |
| Animal | Lulu |
The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.02 billion Dreamers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth an astonishing 11,951 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 663,212 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,942,165 per year while the poor average 9,533, a ratio of 623 to 1.
Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.
Unshleepd is ranked 3,542nd in the world and 147th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,411.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Unshleepd, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
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Unshleepd, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in
Unshleepd, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
- : Following new legislation in
Unshleepd, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
- : Following new legislation in
Unshleepd, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
- : Following new legislation in
Unshleepd, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
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Unshleepd, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars.
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Unshleepd, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in
Unshleepd, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in
Unshleepd, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.













































































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