The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.823 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,582 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 330,142 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, books are so highly regarded in Noahs Second Country that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 3,053^rd in the world and 189^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 47,681.8 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.