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The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 269,068 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,101,249 per year while the poor average 8,775, a ratio of 239 to 1.

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