Our second motto Second Best Leader
Rudest Citizens: 127th Highest Crime Rates: 182nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 191st
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Noahs Second Country

Population5.764 billion

CapitalSecond Best City
LeaderSecond Best Leader

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.764 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 269,068 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,101,249 per year while the poor average 8,775, a ratio of 239 to 1.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Noahs Second Country, and Second best-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 98,137th in the world and 5,229th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,155.32 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Rudest Citizens: 127thHighest Crime Rates: 182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217thMost Armed: 227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249thFattest Citizens: 343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 392ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 403rdMost Avoided: 509thLargest Retail Industry: 556thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 558thMost Influential: 593rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 662ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 844thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,244thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,376thHighest Drug Use: 1,558thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,116thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,187thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,708thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,580thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,478thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,568thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,139thNudest: 6,335thMost Efficient Economies: 6,346thMost Politically Free: 6,724thMost Pro-Market: 6,743rdMost Extreme: 6,933rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,588thMost Cultured: 12,659thMost Secular: 13,573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,417thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,860th
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 88th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Extreme: 159th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 202nd in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 266th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 433rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionMost Cultured: 631st in the regionMost Secular: 702nd in the regionLargest Populations: 754th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 794th in the region

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