|Capital||Second Best City|
|Leader||Second Best Leader|
|Currency||second best currency|
|Animal||second best animal|
The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.764 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 269,068 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,101,249 per year while the poor average 8,775, a ratio of 239 to 1.
Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter second best pirates, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Noahs Second Country, and Second best-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Idumetala.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Allied States of Afcon.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Anglo-America.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Dabarastan.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Clan Spaniel.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Federation of Battesaia.
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