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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Rudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 71stMost Armed: 94th
The Second Best of
Anarchy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Noahs Second Country

Population11.951 billion

Capitalflaming dumpster fire
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.951 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 4,140 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 346,446 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,217,700 per year while the poor average 3,464, a ratio of 928 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the government's only official statement on the burning down of flaming dumpster fire was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Second Best Animal Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 2,296th in the world and 80th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,429.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 71stMost Armed: 94thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 100thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 111thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thMost Avoided: 143rdFattest Citizens: 146thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196thLargest Retail Industry: 199thLargest Gambling Industry: 254thMost Rebellious Youth: 416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 657thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 760thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,315thMost Pro-Market: 1,357thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,428thLargest Mining Sector: 1,457thHighest Average Incomes: 1,539thHighest Drug Use: 1,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,107thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,296thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,189thHighest Economic Output: 3,605thNudest: 4,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,818thMost Cultured: 6,189thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,968thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,715thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,332ndMost Secular: 10,360thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,336thSmartest Citizens: 11,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,864thMost Influential: 13,244thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,684thLargest Black Market: 18,617thMost Inclusive: 19,213thMost Stationary: 19,391stMost Efficient Economies: 20,561stMost Extreme: 25,100thMost Politically Free: 25,173rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,723rd
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 148th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 176th in the regionMost Extreme: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 249th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 289th in the regionMost Cultured: 307th in the regionLargest Black Market: 351st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 391st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 407th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 461st in the regionMost Secular: 486th in the regionLargest Populations: 495th in the regionMost Stationary: 517th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 603rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 682nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 902nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 967th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,052nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Noahs Second Country lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Second Best Animal Lasagne is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government's only official statement on the burning down of flaming dumpster fire was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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