The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.951 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 4,140 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 346,446 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,217,700 per year while the poor average 3,464, a ratio of 928 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the government's only official statement on the burning down of flaming dumpster fire was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Second Best Animal Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 2,296^th in the world and 80^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,429.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.