The Coalesce Nekoarchy of Down Scoblic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Nekoarchic Pailerment Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.802 billion Scoblese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalona. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoblese economy, worth 952 trillion North Regional Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,259 North Regional Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, cars have been banned, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Down Scoblic's national animal is the Vultokrekeo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nekotamaism.

Down Scoblic is ranked 135,314^th in the world and 2,326^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 774.95 milliStalins.