The Crowned Republics of Down Scoblic is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Kelini with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.6 billion Scoblese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalona. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoblese economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion North Regional Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,214 North Regional Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the best way to cope with your child's failure is to try again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Down Scoblic's national animal is the Miori, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Edenism.

Down Scoblic is ranked 6,646^th in the world and 262^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,169.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.